Ill-tempered Signore Rizzo stormed out of their home and left his wife to assemble her birthday gift, an IKEA Mini Moto (instructions in Swedish). After three hours of really trying very hard, Signore Rizzo, unable to make any parts go together, smashed up all the house furniture in frustration. Signora Rizzo was known for her unending patience but sadly, as can be seen in the photograph, her mechanical common sense was somewhat lacking.
It is reported that the mini moto remains unassembled, but the long wiring loom often serves as a handy emergency washing line or a skipping rope.
Signore and Signora Rizzo are no longer together.
