Salesman (in German): "Lovely, aren't they? Genuine old cars, just brought up to date a bit. Appreciating assets they are, and they drive perfect. I can see you know nothing about old cars, but you can trust me, you are just our kind of customer. Come on, luv, you can't go wrong! Tell you what, buy one and I'll give you the other one free. Can't say fairer than that!"
Customer (also German): "Er, they are, er, quite nice, but not today thank you!"
Salesman: Well, just **** off then. Wasting my valuable time!"
