I GOT A POINT!! Amazing!
'Speech, speech!'
Well, OK! Thanks, firstly, to my parents, who brought me up to know nothing about cars, so forcing me to teach myself. To my Christian Brothers school teachers, who would beat the s**t out of me to get things right, even if they were often wrong - to my agent, whose name I shall not speak, as he's run off with all my money and there are legalities pending, and last but not least, the wonderful Wendax, who not only gives me a point, but who even laughs at my jokes. (Thunderous applause, standing ovation)
Comments after the Autopuzzles Oscars: 'I really didn't think he had a point in him!' 'He's a charlatan, knows nothing and uses so called humour to cover up his zero knowledge.' And so on.
