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An F1 Christmas…Our North Pole correspondent, Mr A Elve, has leaked to The Gravel Trap top-secret details of Christmas wish lists, sent to Santa by hopeful F1 folk.
Today, we can exclusively reveal what some of the men who seemingly have everything want to find under the tree on Christmas morning…
Ron Dennis: Dear Mr Claus, I’d like a success-based, cumulatively accrued, year-end reward please.
Santa: Er…come again?
Ron: A championship, silly.
David Coulthard: Dear Father Christmas, any chance of yet another year in F1 (for 2008) please, and some nice new towels for my hotel? The last lot all got nicked after the FIA awards dinner.
Aguri Suzuki: Dear Santa-san, I know Christmas is not such big deal in Japan, but I’d like a Honda RA106, painted up in our colours if that’s okay. Domo arigato!
Anthony Davidson: Um…as above please…
Flavio Briatore: I’ve been a very good boy this year so maybe you fix it for lots of wins for Heikki and the other guy. Oh, and socks – I love socks! Ciao! Flav.
Kimi Raikkonen: Hi Santa, I had my Christmas already, when Ferrari decided to give me $51 million for a year’s work, so I guess some aftershave would be nice and of course I never say no to a chocolate liqueur or two.
Bernie Ecclestone: Dear Santa, I write to inform you that I have just bought the North Pole. I’d like you, the reindeer, and the elves out by the end of the month please.
