Wife :"Martyn, that man is taking photog...."
Husband: "Just shaddup, will you? I'm trying to steer this thing, it takes all my concentration!"
Wife: "Why?"
Husband, sweaty and red in the face: "WHY, WHY? The tie-rod's broken! That's why!"
Wife: "That's not true, Martyn. I got your tie from it's rod in the wardrobe this morning and it was perfectly fine!"
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