The pretty young blonde is up in a 2-seat light aircraft for her first flying lesson.
Sadly the Instructor just can't stand the excitement and has a heart-attack, falling dead immediately.
Panic-stricken, the young blonde grabs the radio mike and calls out "Mayday! Mayday! The pilot has died of a heart attack and I have no idea how to land this thing! Can anyone help?!"
A calm voice comes back over the radio "Don't panic. We'll talk you through this and get you down safely.
First though, we need to know your height and position?"
"I'm Five foot four and sitting in the right hand seat!", she radios back.
"OK", says the voice at the other end. "Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven..."
