Three Irishmen were sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road.
The local Methodist pastor appeared, and quickly went inside.
"Would you look at dat!" said the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appeared at the door, knocked, and went inside.
"Another one tryin’ to fool everyone with pious preachin’ and stupid hats!"
They continued drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi.
When they saw their own Catholic priest knock on the door, the third Irishman said, "Ah, now dat's sad; one of the girls must’ve died.”
