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The Difference if you marry a Yorkshire Lass
« on: April 09, 2013, 04:59:11 AM »
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

..The first man married a Greek girl.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and ...put away.


The second man married a Thai girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. ...


The third man married a girl from Yorkshire .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,and hot meals on the table every day
The first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything either,
.... but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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Re: The Difference if you marry a Yorkshire Lass
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2013, 09:24:15 AM »
 ;D

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Re: The Difference if you marry a Yorkshire Lass
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2013, 12:15:29 PM »
Well, that clears things up a lot.  I had no idea that my 2nd wife was from Yorkshire.  Now I understand.   :lmao:

btw...have I ever mentioned how nice it is to be single and live alone?


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Re: The Difference if you marry a Yorkshire Lass
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2013, 05:27:09 AM »
my 2nd wife

Most of us only make the mistake once...!
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Re: The Difference if you marry a Yorkshire Lass
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2013, 01:11:58 AM »

my 2nd wife

Most of us only make the mistake once...!

Yeah...those who are able to see the errors or their ways.  The rest of us require some additional 'research' to identify the problem.  "I'll plead guilty to that, yer Honorship.  But that other bizness...well, that was justifiable."