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Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« on: September 03, 2012, 10:32:14 AM »
A PLANE  IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN  ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS  SECTION AND SITS  DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS  TO SEE HER TICKET. 
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY  CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE  REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M  GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS  THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE  BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO  EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE  SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY  SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
 
THE BLONDE  REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M  GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT  TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD  HAVE THE POLICE  WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST  THIS BLONDE WOMAN, WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL  HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,  AND SHE SAYS, "OH,  I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES  BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND  ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT  ANY FUSS.

"I SIMPLY TOLD HER "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".
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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2012, 04:25:55 AM »
 :lmao:
We should have a new section for these!

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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2012, 10:30:21 AM »
:lmao:
We should have a new section for these!

I agree!  My ex-wife was a blonde.  She qualified for all of 'em.

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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2012, 12:08:55 PM »
I also agree - one of my ex-wives was a blonde so I still know what you mean  ;)

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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2012, 12:29:27 PM »
I've not been married to a blonde, but I can still relate. My red-headed wife got a good laugh from these, as well.  :D
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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2012, 04:20:05 AM »
You and your wives should enjoy these as well then!:

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year...."
The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts,"Did you find the shampoo?"
She says, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2012, 04:55:03 AM »
 :lmao:  I still love them though...... ;D

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Re: Don't read if blonde jokes offend you!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2012, 05:53:58 AM »
 :lmao: