Distraught husband filing a police report on his missing wife:
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Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping, been hours and
she is not home yet.
Detective: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Detective: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim can be healthy.
Detective: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Detective: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Detective: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit/dress. I don't remember exactly.
Detective: Was she going in a car?
Husband: yes.
Detective: tell me the make, style, & color of the car.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front
left door.
Before he could finish the husband started crying uncontrollably...
Detective: Don't worry sir... . .
We will find your car...
