Gordon Brown (you know him - ex Prime Minister of the UK) was having a round of golf last week at his home club near Edinburgh (having a couple of days off from earning millions lecturing people how not to run a country) and was allocated one of the local club caddies.
Unfortunately it didn't seem to be Gordon's day. His first shot sliced terribly, went over the trees and landed in a pond. He wasn't much better on the second hole either, when he hooked his shot into a bunker as deep as a Siberian salt mine.
"What's going on?" Gordon asked his caddy.
The caddy looked at him and said simply "Piece of shit on the end of your club, Mr Brown"
"Oh dear", said Gordon, picking up his driver to inspect its head.
"No, Mr Brown", said the caddy "The other end"....
