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Offline Carnut

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New car model
« on: January 06, 2012, 10:15:41 AM »
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
 
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the “Clitaurus.”  It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
 
New models are initially fun to own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price) but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age.
 
Not expected to reach collector status… best to lease one and replace each year.
Interests in life:  Cars, cars, cars - oh and ..er..cars

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Re: New car model
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 10:33:39 AM »
 :lmao:

I know I've tried them a few times!