On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his
wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian
medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored
to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband
went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old
Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder
warned, ''This is a powerful medicine. You take only a
teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do, you
will become more manly than you have ever been in your
life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian and as he walked away,
he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from
working. "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again
until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine,
and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife
was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and
then she asked,
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
