" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the
same." Oscar Wilde
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing.. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My personal favorite
My wife and I were happy for twenty-five years. Then we met.
