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Little Johnny
« on: October 04, 2012, 06:11:39 AM »
Teacher asks the kids in class:

"What do you want to be when you grow up? Johnny, how about you?”

"I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, taking the best bitch, give her a Ferrari, buy her diamonds for millions  of dollars , an apartment in Copacabana and a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day".
  
The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson: And you, Maria?
 
Ma'am, I wanna be Johnny's bitch...
« Last Edit: November 29, 2012, 05:04:01 AM by Carnut »
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