Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children are enough.
Q: I’m 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So, what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during lab our, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called a breeze.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college
