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Jewish Momma
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:43:52 AM »
The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be  coming to my inauguration?"

"I don't  think so. It's a ten hour drive, your father isn't as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up  again."

"Don't  worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home.. And a limousine will pick you up at your  door."

"I don't  know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?"

Susan  replies, "I'll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the  best designer in New York."

"Honey,"  Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."

The President-to-be responds, "Don't worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by  the best caterer in New York; kosher all the way.
Mom, I really want  you to come."

So  Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2021, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States.
 
In the front row sits the new President's mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to  her and says, "You see that woman over there with
her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States??"

The  Senator whispers back, "Yes, I do."

Mom says proudly, "Her brother is a doctor."
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