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The Birthday Gift
« on: December 30, 2013, 06:30:36 AM »
On the way home after work, a father remembers he needs to stop and buy a birthday present for his little daughter's birthday the next day.
 
He stops at a toy store and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
 
The salesperson asks, 'Which one, Sir?  We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.'
 
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
 
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with : Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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