A man received a text message from his neighbor: "I wanted to express my deep sorrow, Sir, because I've been using your wife . . . day-and-night . . . when you are not at home. I've been feeling very guilty, and I can only hope you will accept my sincere apologies. I'm so ashamed!"
Extremely enraged, the man turns around and shoots his wife dead.
A few minutes after the dastardly deed, he received another message: "Sorry, Sir, this predictive text... should read 'wi fi' - NOT 'wife'"...
