Irish compassion

[Carnut]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Scotland and Ireland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked lad?'

The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'.

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'