JUST IMAGINE..
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares when you could, you would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND, DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 KILOMETRES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 LITRES OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 KILOMETRES TO THE LITRE.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT?
