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Title: How old guys pick up women
Post by: Carnut on March 11, 2016, 04:19:38 AM

I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
 
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
 
As we lay there making love, I thought .......
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"

Title: Re: How old guys pick up women
Post by: nicanary on March 11, 2016, 06:24:54 AM

You're sick, you know that!?  ;D.

Reminds me of the Jimmy Carr joke about taking a girl home, and having hectic sex until she came round from the drugs.......