A man was riding his Harley along a California beach, and all was well in the world with him... He was in 'His own Heaven'...Suddenly the sky above his head brightened and a booming voice came to him.
It was the Lord God, and he said,...."Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said,....
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said,....
"Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and think of the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said,....
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy..."
The Lord replied,....
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?!"
