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Started by Carnut, January 13, 2015, 10:47:15 AM

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Giuseppe excitedly  tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next  day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on  the couch & they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mama, guess which one I'm going to marry?"

Mama  says immediately, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing,  Mama. You're right. How did you know?"

Mama  replies: "I don't like her."

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