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CONFUCIUS HE NOT SAY
« on: August 03, 2012, 04:19:17 AM »
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......

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Re: CONFUCIUS HE NOT SAY
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 08:37:37 AM »
 :lmao: