Topic: Heart Attacks

[Otto Puzzell]

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or the Americans.

























Conclusion: Eat and drink whatever you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

[Ray B.]

I suggest that the official language of this forum be immediately changed from English to Japanese, French or Italian, or a mix of the three.

[Paul Jaray]

Sono pienamente d'accordo.

[Ultra]

Vaffunculo. 

[Paul Jaray]

I think you mean Vaffanculo....

[Ultra]

I think you mean Vaffanculo....

Hey, I don't correct your spelling errors!!!   

 

[Paul Jaray]

If you insult someone is a good thing to make it right! 

[Ultra]

If you insult someone is a good thing to make it right! 

 

Is this right enough for you?

 

 

[Paul Jaray]

 

[Ray B.]

Ce truc d'écrire en Japano-Franco-Italian c'est une bonne nouvelle pour le franc-parler parce qu'il semble que, si on ne peut pas écrire fuck en anglais on peut dire pire en italien sans problemo.

I am translating for those who are not up yet to our new rules:
This thing of writing in Japanese-Drench-Italian now is good news for free speech, as it seems that, if you can't write "gimme a F gimme a U gimme a C gimme a K" in English, you can say worse in italian with no problemo.

[DHoffmann]

Ce truc d'écrire en Japano-Franco-Italian c'est une bonne nouvelle pour le franc-parler parce qu'il semble que, si on ne peut pas écrire fuck en anglais on peut dire pire en italien sans problemo.

I am translating for those who are not up yet to our new rules:
This thing of writing in Japanese-Drench-Italian now is good news for free speech, as it seems that, if you can't write "gimme a F gimme a U gimme a C gimme a K" in English, you can say worse in italian with no problemo.

I'm not familiar with the 'Drench' language, is just just a very wet form of French? 

[Ray B.]

Well, thank you for drawing my attention to this. It was just a typing mistake, but I think in fact that "Drench" is pretty cool. I'm gonna start speaking of myself as a "Drenchman" now.

- What is it you speak? French ?
- Nevair, Monsieur, nevair. I speak Drench.

[@re]

Like many people from my country tend to speak Norwenglish when entering other countries.