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Male logic
« on: January 04, 2016, 05:48:08 AM »
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
 
Woman:
How many beers a day?
 
Man:
Usually about 3
 
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
 
Man: $5.00
 
 
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
 
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
 
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which
puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
 
Man:
Correct
 
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
 
Man:
Correct
 
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a   Ferrari?
 
 
 
 
Man:
Do you drink beer?
 
 
Woman:
No
 
 
 
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Interests in life:  Cars, cars, cars - oh and ..er..cars