An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress, 'Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, a big woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think that it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat;
2. The bar bouncer is a big blonde girl;
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate;
4. The woman sitting next to me is also blonde and a weightlifter;
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still want to tell a blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'Well, no. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.'
