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Non-Automotive Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Carnut on September 22, 2017, 03:06:46 PM

Title: Aussie Oil
Post by: Carnut on September 22, 2017, 03:06:46 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia.

Well, there's a very simple answer.  Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Bass Strait
East Queensland Shale Fields
Canning Basin
Perth Basin
and
North-West Continental Shelf

Our DIPSTICKS are  located in Canberra!!!

Any questions???