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another silly joke...
« on: January 06, 2012, 10:42:16 AM »
An attorney was sitting in an airplane next a blonde, bored and wondered if she would make a fun game with him. But she was tired and wanted to sleep. The lawyer did not give up and declared that the game is not only funny but also easy to play: "I ask a question if you do not know the answer, you pay me five euros and vice versa."

The blonde refused and put the seat back to sleep. The lawyer persisted and suggested: "OK, if you do not know the answer, you pay 5 €, but if I do not know the answer, I'll pay you € 500!"

Now agreed the blonde and the lawyer asked the first question: "How great is the distance from Earth to the Moon" The blonde reached into her pocket and payed silently 5 €. "Thank you!" said the lawyer. "Now it's your turn!" She asked him: "What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer was confused, he tucked into the laptop connection board telephone, e-mails sent to its scientific staff, said at the State Library and Internet search engines at all, but to no avail, no reply. After 1 hour he gave up and woke the blonde and gave her € 500. "Thanks," she said and tried to stand up straight, because the plane had just landed. The frustrated lawyer but persisted and asked, "Wait a minute, what's the answer now?"
Without a word the blonde reached into his pocket and gave him € 5!

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Re: another silly joke...
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 10:47:12 AM »
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