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Foster's Beer Helpline
« on: March 20, 2013, 06:35:09 AM »
"G' day mate, Foster’s Beer help line. What's the problem dude?"

"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her bits by a hornet, and now her vagina has completely closed up"

"Bummer dude"

"Good advice mate. Bye"
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