My new neighbour

[Carnut]

She's single...
She lives right across the street.  I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it. She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!  Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"