A proposition

Started by Carnut, December 24, 2014, 04:13:00 AM

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Carnut

December 24, 2014, 04:13:00 AM
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
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