This guy brings his best mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm, after work.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the
house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I
can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you
stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting
married..."
