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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2125 on: February 07, 2007, 01:24:44 PM »
A sentient dust bunny? Sounds like life to me!
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2126 on: February 07, 2007, 02:54:16 PM »
Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2127 on: February 07, 2007, 03:04:16 PM »
I prefer sleeping on it over looking under it.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2128 on: February 07, 2007, 03:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Boxer2500 on February 07, 2007, 02:54:16 PM
Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.

If someday you have kids underfoot, the variety and quantity of things that suprize from beneath the couch will increase drastically.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2129 on: February 07, 2007, 04:28:01 PM »
....around the couch as well.....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2130 on: February 07, 2007, 04:29:16 PM »
It puts an end to the "I like surprises" attitude of most people.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2131 on: February 07, 2007, 04:36:25 PM »
Quote from: KarnUtz on February 07, 2007, 03:23:53 PM
Quote from: Boxer2500 on February 07, 2007, 02:54:16 PM
Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

I really should look under there more often.

If someday you have kids underfoot, the variety and quantity of things that suprize from beneath the couch will increase drastically.

I love the Dennis Leary bits about his kids - particularly the one with the sandwitch and VCR
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2132 on: February 07, 2007, 04:59:15 PM »
Richard Pryor, in one of his earlier stage performance videos, had a wonderful bit about his kids....IIRC, Cosby did a great job too....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2133 on: February 07, 2007, 05:00:55 PM »
Quote from: Rich on February 07, 2007, 04:59:15 PM
Cosby did a great job too....

What is it about two year-olds and the toilet bowl?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2134 on: February 07, 2007, 07:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Boxer2500 on February 07, 2007, 02:54:16 PM
Just last week, I found Jesus hiding under my couch.

Did you call INS?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2135 on: February 07, 2007, 08:39:08 PM »
I love my Life...in a big bowl with some milk...



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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2136 on: February 07, 2007, 09:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Ultra on February 07, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Rich on February 07, 2007, 04:59:15 PM
Cosby did a great job too....

What is it about two year-olds and the toilet bowl?

There's probably more than one bit for both Pryor and Cosby, but the one I remember had to do w/ chocolate cake for breakfast.....I would probably remember the toilet bowl one as well upon hearing it....I used to be a big fan of comedy albums...wonder whatever happened to them?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2137 on: February 07, 2007, 10:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Rich on February 07, 2007, 09:08:48 PM
There's probably more than one bit for both Pryor and Cosby, but the one I remember had to do w/ chocolate cake for breakfast.....

That was a Cosby skit.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2138 on: February 07, 2007, 10:31:22 PM »
I also remember "200mph"...the Cosby riff on owning a Shelby....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2139 on: February 07, 2007, 10:44:14 PM »
Quote from: Rich on February 07, 2007, 10:31:22 PM
I also remember "200mph"...the Cosby riff on owning a Shelby....

Haven't heard that one.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2140 on: February 07, 2007, 10:59:23 PM »
As a little kid, it contained what I believed to be a masterful rendition of what owning a supersports car would be like.......Hmmmmph...I wanted a car that sounded like Bill Cosby standing too close to the mike.....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2141 on: February 07, 2007, 11:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Rich on February 07, 2007, 10:59:23 PM
As a little kid, it contained what I believed to be a masterful rendition of what owning a supersports car would be like.......Hmmmmph...I wanted a car that sounded like Bill Cosby standing too close to the mike.....

9th Street Bridge.

Fat Albert was the baddest Buck Buck breaker in the world and he loved to hear us call his name.....

Fat Albert weighed 2,000lbs.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2142 on: February 08, 2007, 03:34:13 AM »
Don't forget Old Weird Harold...he was 6 feet tall and weighed 50 pounds. Cosby did a skit involving push cars, and they had to steal the wheels...they had an odd number because OWH had a "Continental"...


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2143 on: February 08, 2007, 07:31:49 AM »
I hated his TV show and I know lots of people don't like him, but I've always thought him a pretty funny guy and, FWIW, usually pretty clean.  He's one of few comedians I would let my boys catch these days....I wonder when "fuck" will cease to be funny?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2144 on: February 08, 2007, 09:56:36 AM »
probably never. Anything with poo in it is amazingly funny to my boys - the f-word is just the grown-up version
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2145 on: February 08, 2007, 10:49:01 AM »
Cosby is always clean.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2146 on: February 08, 2007, 09:13:37 PM »
Fart jokes are always fun...


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2147 on: February 08, 2007, 10:06:35 PM »
They keep my boys giggling for hours...... ::)
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2148 on: February 08, 2007, 10:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Tifosi on February 08, 2007, 09:13:37 PM
Fart jokes are always fun...


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #2149 on: February 08, 2007, 10:36:27 PM »
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