Author Topic: The "Must Post" Thread (Read 598018 times)

Tifosi · « **Reply #1950 on:** January 30, 2007, 04:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 30, 2007, 03:37:57 PM

So if you farted into that cone, wouldn't it just boomerang right back at you?

That could be a plus in this weather...shoveled my driveway 3 times today...then ate some heartyfarty bean soup...

Dan

Ultra · « **Reply #1951 on:** January 30, 2007, 10:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Tifosi on January 30, 2007, 04:35:06 PM

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 30, 2007, 03:37:57 PM
So if you farted into that cone, wouldn't it just boomerang right back at you?

That could be a plus in this weather...shoveled my driveway 3 times today...then ate some heartyfarty bean soup...

Dan

I love Bean soup.

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #1952 on:** January 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM »

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

Ultra · « **Reply #1953 on:** January 30, 2007, 10:46:29 PM »

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

Nice post.

Tifosi · « **Reply #1954 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:06:28 AM »

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

But if there were a protest, your victory would be clouded...

Dan

Tifosi · « **Reply #1955 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:07:59 AM »

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM

If I were ever to get into competitive cycling, I think I'd load up on chili before the race. Not only would the rocket propulsion effect be beneficial, but I think it would help incapacitate anyone who was trying to draft behind me.

Competetive cycling discovers Power To Pass...

Dan

Ultra · « **Reply #1956 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:10:59 AM »

Pull my finger.

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #1957 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:27:57 AM »

How 'bout them beans?

Ultra · « **Reply #1958 on:** January 31, 2007, 01:35:51 AM »

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 31, 2007, 01:27:57 AM

How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

Tifosi · « **Reply #1959 on:** January 31, 2007, 03:28:59 AM »

Quote from: Ultra on January 31, 2007, 01:35:51 AM

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 31, 2007, 01:27:57 AM
How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?
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Better yet, how many colors of bean are there?
red, black, navy, green, yellow, white...others?

Dan

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #1960 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:36:52 AM »

One day Chuang-tzu and a friend
were walking along a riverbank.

"How delightfully the fishes are
enjoying themselves in the water!"
Chuang-tzu exclaimed.

"You are not a fish," his friend said.
"How do you know whether or not
the fishes are enjoying themselves?"

"You are not me," Chuang-tzu said.
"How do you know that I do not know
that the fishes are enjoying themselves?"

MG · « **Reply #1961 on:** January 31, 2007, 05:58:28 AM »

I think I'd load up on chili before the race

Can you imagine the devasting swath of destruction the Chinese Army could create if it were simply to feed its enormous army nothing but a diet of beans? No one standing downwind would survive such an onslaught.

These are things I ponder in idle moments.

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #1962 on:** January 31, 2007, 06:11:58 AM »

"Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!"

~The Shoveller:

Rich · « **Reply #1963 on:** January 31, 2007, 07:22:53 AM »

I have few furtive fumings to further this flatulent folly.

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #1964 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:18:18 AM »

fabulous!

Rich · « **Reply #1965 on:** January 31, 2007, 08:35:27 AM »

Flatly!

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #1966 on:** January 31, 2007, 09:39:58 AM »

you folks have been inhaling too many fumes

Ultra · « **Reply #1967 on:** January 31, 2007, 09:49:23 AM »

Quote from: Ultra on January 31, 2007, 01:35:51 AM

Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 31, 2007, 01:27:57 AM
How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

I am serious. I live on Bean Creek road. Everytime I tell someone that when I am ordering things or what have you, they say, "Can you spell it?" I only know one way to spell bean and am flabbergasted each and everytime I am asked to spell it for someone.

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #1968 on:** January 31, 2007, 10:03:01 AM »

The dumbification of the American public continues.

Rich · « **Reply #1969 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:16:41 AM »

That's Bullshit! Everyone knows we're world leeders.

Ultra · « **Reply #1970 on:** January 31, 2007, 11:21:51 AM »

Quote from: Rich on January 31, 2007, 11:16:41 AM

That's Bullshit! Everyone knows we're world leeders.

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #1971 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:17:49 PM »

I've been noticing that, too.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #1972 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:29:11 PM »

I'm amazed at how many people spell brakes as breaks in reference to a car.

Ultra · « **Reply #1973 on:** January 31, 2007, 12:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Arthur Dent on January 31, 2007, 12:29:11 PM

I'm amazed at how many people spell brakes as breaks in reference to a car.

Them's the brakes.

Tifosi · « **Reply #1974 on:** January 31, 2007, 04:07:45 PM »

Quote from: Ultra on January 31, 2007, 09:49:23 AM

Quote from: Ultra on January 31, 2007, 01:35:51 AM
Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 31, 2007, 01:27:57 AM
How 'bout them beans?

How many ways are there to spell bean?

I am serious. I live on Bean Creek road. Everytime I tell someone that when I am ordering things or what have you, they say, "Can you spell it?" I only know one way to spell bean and am flabbergasted each and everytime I am asked to spell it for someone.

Well, I've seen B*E*A*N, B*E*I*N, B*E*A*N*E, B*E*E*N*E and B*E*E*N...hope this helps...

Dan

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