Author Topic: The "Must Post" Thread (Read 598379 times)

porridgehead · « **Reply #425 on:** November 21, 2006, 10:43:25 PM »

I said heal thyself, not make the rest of us ill. The net effect may seem the same, but I assure you it ain't.

Ultra · « **Reply #426 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:03:42 PM »

Quote from: porridgehead on November 21, 2006, 10:43:25 PM

I said heal thyself, not make the rest of us ill. The net effect may seem the same, but I assure you it ain't.

He is too busy healing himself to post. Let's hope it works.

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #427 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:08:34 PM »

Perhaps Rich is a nom de plume for Kelsey Grammer.

Rich · « **Reply #428 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:09:15 PM »

Ultra · « **Reply #429 on:** November 21, 2006, 11:53:58 PM »

Quote from: Rich on November 21, 2006, 11:09:15 PM

Done

Healing or posting?

My suspicion: the latter.

porridgehead · « **Reply #430 on:** November 22, 2006, 01:23:33 AM »

In that case, I'll take the former.

Tifosi · « **Reply #431 on:** November 22, 2006, 03:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Rich on November 21, 2006, 07:25:35 PM

I'd like to, but I'm afraid I'd fall back in love with Lilith....say what you will, Bebe Neuwirth was/is very easy on the eyes.....

Yeah, but I'd be satisfied with Jane Leeves or Peri Gilpin...Laura Linney is pretty hot, too...come to think of it, so is Wendie Malick...bald guys get the hot babes, I guess...

Dan

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #432 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:49:47 AM »

Cheers, all.

Tifosi · « **Reply #433 on:** November 22, 2006, 07:06:46 AM »

Rebecca or Diane ?

Dan

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #434 on:** November 22, 2006, 07:12:41 AM »

In the day, Rebbecca was quite the cutie. Even as a Vulcan, she was easy on the eyes.

Rich · « **Reply #435 on:** November 22, 2006, 07:43:40 AM »

Yep, just ran out of semi-witty things to say last night....same situation this a.m.

r

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #436 on:** November 22, 2006, 11:14:04 AM »

A-yup.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #437 on:** November 22, 2006, 11:50:05 AM »

Quote from: porridgehead on November 21, 2006, 05:04:57 PM

I gave you karma for that reply. It may be considered karma abuse, but nobody every went to hell for giving too much karma.

right back at ya

Ultra · « **Reply #438 on:** November 22, 2006, 01:54:31 PM »

Wit : One's wits are one's intellectual powers of all types. Native wit — meaning the wits with which one is born — is closely synonymous with common sense. To live by one's wits is to be an opportunist, not always of the scrupulous kind. To have one's wits about one is to be alert and capable of quick reasoning.

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May I never run out.

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #439 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:17:49 PM »

I'm feeling quiet this afternoon.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #440 on:** November 22, 2006, 05:39:55 PM »

losing one's wit and running out of witty things to saw are different though.

just signed up for the office christmas party - man those things stink but they are "voluntary" and the wife likes them for some reason.

Rich · « **Reply #441 on:** November 22, 2006, 07:21:00 PM »

For the first year in a long while we're not having one at all for my (remaining) staff. For years, I spent literally thousands of dollars each Christmas on employees, the large number of whom, ended up kinda screwing me and the company in the end. For the remaining faithful, I've decided that an end of the year bonus would be more greatly appreciated than the standard "white elephant" gifts and prime rib.

Bah. Humbug.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #442 on:** November 22, 2006, 08:15:34 PM »

I'd rather the bonus

Rich · « **Reply #443 on:** November 22, 2006, 09:14:49 PM »

Yeah...I've learned a lot in the last five or so years.... $:-\$

Tifosi · « **Reply #444 on:** November 22, 2006, 11:21:32 PM »

I dunno about you guys, but I'm ready to get stuffed...

Dan

Otto Puzzell · « **Reply #445 on:** November 23, 2006, 03:06:24 AM »

Gobble, gobble.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #446 on:** November 23, 2006, 12:23:08 PM »

Lastnight I was doing an oil change on truck, had the hood up, and walked into it. Caught my eye right on the corner of the hood. Hurt like hell. It’s a swollen a bit and mildly black and redish. Oh joy - gave myself a black eye!

Boxer2500 · « **Reply #447 on:** November 23, 2006, 02:51:39 PM »

Nice story, but we all know what really happened -- The wife caught you looking at some obscure rusted hulk that was once a car on Craigslist, and came after you with a frying pan.

Arthur Dent · « **Reply #448 on:** November 23, 2006, 03:23:03 PM »

haha - that would definitely be a better sorry - sadly only my stupidity to blame for this one.

Tifosi · « **Reply #449 on:** November 23, 2006, 04:23:16 PM »

Talk about your weird car stories...once I opened my car door on an incline, reached over to pick up something on the seat, and started to get out of the car only to get my head caught between the top of the car and the window...the door swung back to close as I was getting out. It was an '81 Dodge Mirada with frameless glass, and it almost broke my neck. Honest.

Boy, was that a car...killer looks, leather seats, 3500lbs with an 85 hp Slant-Six...and looonnng, heavy doors.

Dan

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