The "Must Post" Thread

[Rich]

Who did put the 'bomp' in the 'bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp?'

[Ultra]

Bang

[Rich]

Back to porn again, I see....

[Ultra]

Back to porn again, I see....

Credit where credit is due. 

[Otto Puzzell]

Jeremy:
What a funny noise it's making!

Caractacus:
It's talking to us--all engines talk!

Jemima:
What's it saying?

It's saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,

[Ultra]

Jeremy:
What a funny noise it's making!

Caractacus:
It's talking to us--all engines talk!

Jemima:
What's it saying?

It's saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,

Reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies and R.E.O's of yesteryear.

[Otto Puzzell]

You can tune a piano...

[Ultra]

You can tune a piano...

But you can't teach a Boxer to post to this thread as the rules say he should.

[Rich]

Odd....I have a friend who has a Boxer...smart dog.

[Ultra]

Odd....I have a friend who has a Boxer...smart dog.

I have been told that Boxers are some of the smartest dogs as well.   

[Rich]

...known occasionally to drive Subie sportback Imprezas, from what I understand....

[Boxer2500]

You can tune a piano...

But you can't teach a Boxer to post to this thread as the rules say he should.

Guess I discovered a new way to piss people off.

[Rich]

Truth, all of us here at AP have pretty thick skins by now....

BTW, good to see you cruising in our neighborhood, Vdub....

[Ultra]

You can tune a piano...

But you can't teach a Boxer to post to this thread as the rules say he should.

Guess I discovered a new way to piss people off.

Piss people off?  Hell no!!!

Give people the opportuntiy to give you shit?  You bet. 

[Boxer2500]

I'm not facing any shortage of shit at the moment, thank you very much.

[Ultra]

I'm not facing any shortage of shit at the moment, thank you very much.

Is anyone ever?

[Boxer2500]

I'm sure it's happened before.

[Ultra]

I'm sure it's happened before.

Glad to have your banter.   

[Otto Puzzell]

Ain't nobody pissed off. This thread is just a silly game, you see.

I wasn't going to comment, but then I'd be getting the raspberries.

[Boxer2500]

I'm not not commenting here.

[Ultra]

I'm not not commenting here.

Who's commenting?

I'm commentating! 

Watch me bring back UNC someday.  To a real audience. 

[Boxer2500]

That I'd like to see.

[Otto Puzzell]

I think that I shall never see, an AutoPuzzles comment lovely as a tree.

~Ogden Nash Rambler.

[Boxer2500]

An autopuzzle by any other name would still smell as sweet.

[Otto Puzzell]

An autopuzzle by any other name would still smell as sweet.