Was it you who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushions
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you, you sly wood-pecker
Got into my lil' Rebecca?
If it was, you'd better leave this town.
Yes, 'twas I who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushions
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But since I got into your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
So I'd say we're even all around.