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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3950 on: June 29, 2009, 11:19:01 AM »
Unless I miss my guess, and we know that never happens  ::) , that's a flat-8, not a V. Moreover, it has a simultaneous firing (stroke - in oarcraft parlance) sequence, that gives the distinctive power surge that has been the bane of oar and paddle boat NVH (Noise Vibration and Harshness) engineers.  Though there have been numerous attempts to cure the surging, nobody has yet effected a suitable solution. Witness the disastrous effort by Colin Coxwain at the 1957 Cambridge-Oxford Boat Race where the Oxford crew showed up with a lengthened skull sported a full 12 man crew. A protest was immediately lodged and just as immediately rescinded when Cambridge discovered that the Oxford team intended to row according to the firing order of the Rolls Royce Griffon I (Firing Order revision 1). The staggered  order (1-11-2-9-4-7-6-8-5-10-3-12) was designed to give maximum linear power with no surge and a smooth delivery unheard of in rowcraft. Of course, the inevitable occurred, and a missed stroke on man 3 caused a cascading oar clash that is problematic in an interference-design skull.
Oxford made it barely 30 feet before the fisticuffs broke out. Colin was banished, as was asynchronous rowing. Further study showed that Colin completely ignored the  fundamental issues inherent in applying four-stroke technology to what is demonstrably a single stroke engine.
Further exploration has yielded the more modern synchronous-stagger stroke where the rowers movements mimic those of the common centipede, however everybody agrees that it's just really too creepy.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3951 on: June 29, 2009, 11:24:35 AM »
Piersdad, just so you know, what I wrote is utter balderdash. You're new so I don't want you thinking that there might be useful or factual content in there. There isn't.

In fact, you can pretty much assume this to be the case for anything I post.

And just for the record, that is a really cool row boat. Did you design that yourself? I'd love to see a video of it in action.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3952 on: June 29, 2009, 03:04:11 PM »
A laminated strip-floor ship. Awesome!  :hail:

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3953 on: June 29, 2009, 03:18:11 PM »
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Further exploration has yielded the more modern synchronous-stagger stroke where the rowers movements mimic those of the common centipede, however everybody agrees that it's just really too creepy.

not really balderdash
this is the stuff that inventions are created from.
i have a model row boat that has over 15 years  done some 100 km of rowing .
it was the sucessfull elipical movement of this mechanics that i have adapted to a multi oared  boat

the boat is more finished now(no pics yet) with a grinning man on a throne on front deck with 2 levers that appear to controll the sweating men under the decks.
the whip man in the rear  boosts the efforts of the 8 men
so it could be described as a
super charged V8 powered personal launch from 3000 years ago
 :lmao:
at 71 years old and bored to tears i get into my workshop and just invent.
not wealthy enough to make electric cars now so just have to invent crazy things

here is a link to some of my other inventions like a prancing mechanical cat and a walking dirty sock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvyHoWq4V4o&mode=user&search=

alecwolf  the wood is cedar and i laminated several boards and then cut them into vineers.
(im a cello maker now) the cedar body shell was fibreglassed inside and out so it is ultra modern

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3954 on: June 29, 2009, 03:42:02 PM »
Why don't you post an article with all your inventions?
If this is what are they about, it's reallly interesting stuff..

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3955 on: June 29, 2009, 04:07:51 PM »
wil do soon  getting broad band today so this will make things sooooo much easier
here is a link to a tricycle i made for my disabled wife
http://www.storydad.com/forum/index.php?topic=459.0

and one of my mobility scooters nearly finished
 

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http://www.storydad.com/forum/index.php?topic=261.msg1224#msg1224
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3956 on: June 29, 2009, 06:10:52 PM »
Turn them into an article!!!
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3957 on: June 29, 2009, 08:01:56 PM »
ok as soon as i can just surfed all the resolved puzzles and got some ideas about inventions will start an article asap
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3958 on: June 30, 2009, 02:48:20 AM »


just found my idel car LOL
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3959 on: June 30, 2009, 02:52:10 AM »
Necessity is a mother.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3960 on: June 30, 2009, 04:13:21 AM »
Weasels ripped my flesh. Rzzzzz!
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3961 on: June 30, 2009, 09:29:00 AM »
Hey, I've got that record! I bought it new about when it came out.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3962 on: June 30, 2009, 10:21:14 AM »
Hey, I've got that record! I bought it new about when it came out.

And yuou admit it publicly?    :o

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3963 on: June 30, 2009, 10:23:36 AM »
 ;D
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3964 on: June 30, 2009, 11:10:00 AM »
Zappa rules.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3965 on: June 30, 2009, 10:13:17 PM »
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Further exploration has yielded the more modern synchronous-stagger stroke where the rowers movements mimic those of the common centipede, however everybody agrees that it's just really too creepy.

not really balderdash
this is the stuff that inventions are created from.
i have a model row boat that has over 15 years  done some 100 km of rowing .
it was the sucessfull elipical movement of this mechanics that i have adapted to a multi oared  boat

Dammit, you just had to take me semi-seriously didn't you? Now I'm trying to think up ways of creating an elliptical centipedal rowing drive. Let me tell you, it ain't nice. Nor is it pretty. Or working. Or anything but something that's bugging me.

Still... it would seem to me that it would be more efficient if you could devise a laterally synchronized  rowing system that did mimic a centipede's leg movements. It would avoid oar collisions and, rather than all efforts being applied in one short burst, you'd have ... awwww see? SEE? This ain't right! Crappity crap crap crap crapcrapcrap. It was an off-the-cuff brain fart. It's not supposed to be right!

Somebody must have done this before. I'm not that bright. Or stupid. Or something.

Let me google it and... oh jeez... huh.... lookit that. Well, I guess I'm not the only crackpot out there.


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3966 on: June 30, 2009, 10:21:39 PM »
Well, I guess I'm not the only crackpot out there.

Just the only one like you.

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3967 on: July 01, 2009, 12:05:00 AM »
Danke. I'll take that as a compliment, largely because I'm pretty much black Labrador in demeanor. The dog, that is. As in easily pleased, happy for any attention and a bit of a drooler. Don't mind free meals either. I'm especially content to have other people clean up the crap I leave behind.

Ummm... perhaps I didn't think this through.

Again.

Honestly, should I be alarmed that nearly everything I write starts out decently enough only to end up in flaming splinters of pestilence upon the picnic grounds?

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3968 on: July 01, 2009, 12:11:32 AM »
thanks for the pic porridge  you have got me thinking it only took me 3 months to develop the oars mechanics and about 3 prototypes so now i am inspired to create the   centiped action  which would really take a crackpot like me to invent.

onlyjust finished a flying mail box mechanics  but a centreped  could take a bit of thinking  but not impossible. :)
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3969 on: July 01, 2009, 01:20:31 AM »
now i am inspired to create the   centiped action  which would really take a crackpot like me to invent.

I wanna see this.

 8)
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3970 on: July 01, 2009, 01:24:21 AM »
imossible  right now but miracles will take at least a week

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3971 on: July 01, 2009, 01:50:50 AM »
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3972 on: July 01, 2009, 03:10:54 AM »
thanks for the pic porridge  you have got me thinking it only took me 3 months to develop the oars mechanics and about 3 prototypes so now i am inspired to create the   centiped action  which would really take a crackpot like me to invent.

onlyjust finished a flying mail box mechanics  but a centreped  could take a bit of thinking  but not impossible. :)

How about a rotating bit of piano wire, bent at the appropriate angle, moving though an arc defined by an eccentric opening in the centipede's "skin"?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3973 on: July 01, 2009, 03:45:51 AM »
the oars are the problem the ends have to make a elipical movement as well as a horizontal arc.
atm i am thinking of a tilting beam so that the oars are progressivly diped in sequence but the other back forward movement is a lot more complex   
how ever i may set up your idea and se if there is some way it can be used
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #3974 on: July 01, 2009, 03:57:59 AM »
The piano wire would be mounted on the face of a rotating disk. If the arc of the disk were greater than the ellipse of the opening at it's greatest dimension, I believe the tension of the springy piano wire would press it against the edge of the opening. The shape of the opening would define the movement.
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