This is my 500th post. I was thinking, a milestone such as this deserves a great deal of careful thought and insight...the text of the message should be rather pithy, not embued with a plethora of pointless eruditic platitudes. In substance, it should serve to enunciate a certain sense of accomplishment on the part of the author, and should reflect his cognitive acumen and command of the English language.
It should also serve to illustrate to the reader a certain sense of satisfaction at achieving such a lofty and noble goal. After all, this is a rare occurrence; in fact, it will only happen this one time. Therefore, it should be marked as an icon on the cosmic calendar...a red letter day, if ever there was one...
In conclusion, let me say without equivocation that I am very, very. very prouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzawp...
Dan