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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1875 on: January 28, 2007, 06:50:56 PM »
Man, I can just think of all those times that I've wanted to tell someone to fuck off and die, but Hallmark just didn't have the right greeting card.

There's a huge untapped market out there, MG.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1876 on: January 28, 2007, 07:41:20 PM »
a huge untapped market out

Yeah, that's what I thought about the electric fork idea I was working on. Perhaps I should have made it battery operated...... :-[
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1877 on: January 28, 2007, 07:47:47 PM »
I'm sure it functioned better than my electric washcloth idea.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1878 on: January 28, 2007, 08:20:54 PM »
I saw a Christmas card nce that said:

"He's makin' a list
 Checkin' it twice...


"...And you ain't on it, B*tch!"

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1879 on: January 28, 2007, 08:53:53 PM »
Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 28, 2007, 06:50:56 PM

There's a huge untapped market out there, MG.

From what I understand, there's a guy on board here who's capitalizing on this untapped market of things penile.  I was the 98th visitor.  Damn!
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1880 on: January 28, 2007, 09:16:46 PM »
Quote from: MG on January 28, 2007, 07:41:20 PM
a huge untapped market out

Yeah, that's what I thought about the electric fork idea I was working on. Perhaps I should have made it battery operated...... :-[

That way you can run after someone to zap them without worrying about power cord length ... that was the idea right? A zapper fork?  :P
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1881 on: January 28, 2007, 09:26:45 PM »
Stick a fork in it.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1882 on: January 28, 2007, 10:24:59 PM »
Done.


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1883 on: January 28, 2007, 11:12:23 PM »
I would like a heaping helping, please.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1884 on: January 28, 2007, 11:55:23 PM »
Eat your veggies...


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1885 on: January 29, 2007, 12:55:51 AM »
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1886 on: January 29, 2007, 12:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Boxer2500 on January 29, 2007, 12:55:51 AM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I've always been mad. I know I've been mad.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1887 on: January 29, 2007, 03:22:45 AM »
The lunatic is in my head...


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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1888 on: January 29, 2007, 03:36:21 AM »
Which one is Pink?
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1889 on: January 29, 2007, 05:23:36 AM »
Te-shan was sitting outside doing zazen.  Lung-t'an
asked him why he didn't go back home.  Te-shan answered,
"Because it is dark."  Lung-t'an then lit a candle and handed
it to him.  As Te-shan was about to take it, Lung-t'an blew it out.
Te-shan had a sudden realization, and bowed.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1890 on: January 29, 2007, 05:32:15 AM »
Lung-t'an then started to drip the hot candle wax onto the nape of Te-shan's neck.   :o

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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1891 on: January 29, 2007, 05:53:01 AM »
Quote from: Ultra on January 29, 2007, 03:36:21 AM
Which one is Pink?


The one who wants to get the party started...



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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1892 on: January 29, 2007, 07:48:45 AM »
Money...it's a drag....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1893 on: January 29, 2007, 10:12:23 AM »
Ticking away... the moments that make up a dull day...
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way...
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1894 on: January 29, 2007, 10:25:44 AM »
...I was really drunk at the time....
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1895 on: January 29, 2007, 12:37:05 PM »
They had to explain why your mad even if your not mad.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1896 on: January 29, 2007, 12:47:03 PM »
How ya doin' out there?....

Did ya ever have a day where it seemed like everyone was gettin' on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?  Well, I used to have those days all the time......
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1897 on: January 29, 2007, 12:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Rich on January 29, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
How ya doin' out there?....

Did ya ever have a day where it seemed like everyone was gettin' on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend?  Well, I used to have those days all the time......

Motley Crue does Brownsville Station.  The Theatre of Pain.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1898 on: January 29, 2007, 01:42:20 PM »
Brownsville....much better....

Not that I don't like the Crue, although Mick Mars has to be 93.  Tommy Lee:  Fabulous drummer.  Vince Neil:  so-so singer (pretty shrill); Nikki Sixx:  jerk.
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Re: The "Must Post" Thread
« Reply #1899 on: January 29, 2007, 01:51:56 PM »
Old crue or no crue.

Anything after Dr.Feelgood sucks.
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