Topic: The "Must Post" Thread

[Arthur Dent]

As a card-carrying member of PETA,

Beef.  It's what's for dinner.

Or a jacket - multi talented animal

[Ultra]

I like Buffalo leather myself.  Thick, protective stuff.

[porridgehead]

Tell that to the buffalo.

[Ultra]

Tell that to the buffalo.

Right after I shoot it.


^{This looks much like mine.}

[Rich]

 

[Ultra]

Oh please.

[porridgehead]

Hey, you were the guy saying that it was thick protetive stuff. I was just saying if it was so thick and protective, you wouldn't have it to wrap around you, now would ya?

Of course, I suppose if Darwin was truly correct, Buffalos would have kevlar skin and polonium breath. Still, that doesn' t mean you've got to go all Nugent on me.

[Ultra]

I like to wear leather when I ride. 

[Tifosi]

Hokay.



Dan

[Boxer2500]

Tell that to the buffalo.

Right after I shoot it.


^{This looks much like mine.}

Looks like fun.

[Ultra]

Tell that to the buffalo.

Right after I shoot it.


^{This looks much like mine.}

Looks like fun.

It is.

[Otto Puzzell]

Boxer said to Rich the biker
Can you tell me please where the Buffalo's gone?
And I’m still sittin’ with my next door neighbor sayin’

Where’d you get the gun, Chuck?

[Ultra]

Dad

[Tifosi]

My Mirada had red leather seats; cold in the winter and the dye stained my lime green pastel pants in the summer.



Dan

[porridgehead]

My Mirada had red leather seats; cold in the winter and the dye stained my lime green pastel pants in the summer.



Dan

Ok, that's way too much information!




subliminal message: never visualize red stained lime green pastel pants on Dan. Banish this thought from your mind.[/size][/color]

[Ultra]

subliminal message: never visualize red stained lime green pastel pants on Dan. Banish this thought from your mind.[/size][/color]

But now it is too late!

[Rich]

I'm diggin' the pastel pants......shagadelic!

[Ultra]

I am avoiding pastel pants.   

[porridgehead]

subliminal message: Ultra loves pastel trousers. Especially pastel tartans. In seersucker. With matching socks. Beware![/size][/color]

But now it is too late!

Hey, it's not subliminal if you point it out!

[Otto Puzzell]

Huh?

[Rich]

subliminal message: Ultra loves pastel trousers. Especially pastel tartans. In seersucker. With matching socks. Beware![/size][/color]

But now it is too late!

Hey, it's not subliminal if you point it out!

Point what out?

[Ultra]

What are you talking about?

[porridgehead]

Nothing to see here. Move along.

I said "Nothing to see here!" Don't you listen? Apparently not. You seem to be the type that runs with scissors, plays with sticks and doesn't wear a sweater when it's cold. Betcha went to the emergency room a lot as a kid. Yeah, well me too. Got some great scars! Wanna see?[/size]

[Ultra]

Now that's a scar!

[porridgehead]