A Non-Automotive puzzle

[Ultra]

One man attended  West Point and become the only cadet to graduate without receiving a single demerit.

Only one man has done it.

1.

Name him.

[MG]

Douglas MacArthur.

[Ultra]

Douglas MacArthur.

Incorrect.

[MG]

Fie!   

[Rich]

Douglas MacArthur.

Incorrect.

MacArthur Douglas?

[MG]

Arthur MacArthur.   

[Otto Puzzell]

Robert E. Lee

[Ultra]

Robert E. Lee

That is correct!!!!

[MG]

Wait a minute. Aren't the head honchos excluded from these contests?  What about us reglar folks?  Fix!  Fix! Fix!     

[Ultra]

Wait a minute. Aren't the head honchos excluded from these contests? 

This gentle reminder is intended to encourage you to keep in mind that around here, YOU are one of the head honchos.

[MG]

Oh, no. You're not dragging me down with THAT bromide.  I am an interloper, albeit a willing one. We all know who the REAL powers are here.  Even though we pay no undue respect to the men behind the curtain!   

[Ultra]

Oh, no. You're not dragging me down with THAT bromide.  I am an interloper, albeit a willing one. We all know who the REAL powers are here.  Even though we pay no undue respect to the men behind the curtain!   

Power = The willingness to use it.

[Rich]

Oh, no. You're not dragging me down with THAT bromide.  I am an interloper, albeit a willing one. We all know who the REAL powers are here.  Even though we pay no undue respect to the men behind the curtain!   

Power = The willingness to use it.

....it loses something in the translation when accompanied by the Sarcasm avatar....

[Ultra]

Oh, no. You're not dragging me down with THAT bromide.  I am an interloper, albeit a willing one. We all know who the REAL powers are here.  Even though we pay no undue respect to the men behind the curtain!   

Power = The willingness to use it.

....it loses something in the translation when accompanied by the Sarcasm avatar....

[Rich]

Oh, no. You're not dragging me down with THAT bromide.  I am an interloper, albeit a willing one. We all know who the REAL powers are here.  Even though we pay no undue respect to the men behind the curtain!   

Power = The willingness to use it.

....it loses something in the translation when accompanied by the Sarcasm avatar....

Who IS the real power here?

[Ultra]

Who IS the real power here?

No.!

Oh my God, it can't be!!!

Anarchy rules! 

[Rich]

Who IS the real power here?

No.!

Oh my God, it can't be!!!

Anarchy rules! 

That's a moron, right oxy?

[Ultra]

That's a moron, right oxy?

Are you implying I should be seeing a dermatologist?

[Rich]

Of course not; you should see a psychologist.

That'll be........

[MG]

Rich, do you clip your fingernails during consultations?  My shrink used to clip his nails and say "uh huh" a lot. I always wondered if that was characteristic of the breed - like red hair on Irish Setters and such.  My daughter used to call them Irish Shedders when she was  a tyke.  Hmmm...maybe she was right!  But I digress.......

[Rich]

Rich, do you clip your fingernails during consultations?  My shrink used to clip his nails and say "uh huh" a lot. I always wondered if that was characteristic of the breed - like red hair on Irish Setters and such.  My daughter used to call them Irish Shedders when she was  a tyke.  Hmmm...maybe she was right!  But I digress.......

I find it much more useful to clip my toenails, and engage in other forms of personal grooming (e.g., candling ear wax, trimming nose hair, etc.) to give your client that feeling of "intimacy" that he/she so desires in a shrink.

[MG]

With such warmth and concern for your patients, it is no wonder you have such a large client base. Are you into double digits yet?     

[Rich]

Uh Huh.

I made over $27 just last week.

[MG]

That's FANTASTIC!  Your folks must be very proud!   

Now, here's a question:

What is the name of the musician who created Alvin & The Chipmunks? (He is the voice your hear on that song).   

[Tifosi]

Ross Bagdasarian.



Dan