As your general automotive host, I am pleased to announce I will be bringing you live (1), exclusive (2) coverage of the New York Auto Show, starting tomorrow and ending also tomorrow. Witty commentary and the finest photos a 3-year old cell phone can muster! I will be there shortly after the doors open, and will be staying until I get hungry or my train leaves. So post your picture requests, and accommodation will be attempted!
(1) I will be alive while there. Coverage may be delayed depending on wifi availability and assorted technology roadblocks.
(2) Exclusive, because the laws of physics ensure no one else will be standing in the exact same spot as me, at the same time.