Topic: Draw your own conclusions

[Stephen M]

There's a Ferarri Testarossa for sale here:

Ferrari Testarossa on EBay

... And here's the last item the Ferrari owner bought:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&viewitem=&item=180056785182

 

[Otto Puzzell]

Hmmm... a little Ferrari envy? 

[MG]

I think this supports my theory that many uberwagons are really paliatives for men with an advanced case of smallcox.   

I hasten to point out that this observation does NOT apply to those who drive Nissan Titans, however.   

[Otto Puzzell]

Interesting. I look forward to your impressions on guys who drive chick-car Miatas. 

[MG]

guys who drive chick-car Miatas

Well, in my own defense, I only get to drive mine when my wife isn't using it!     

[Rich]

If I weren't so secure about my masculinity, I might need a Titan or a Harley to make up for it.  Phew...glad I'm not one of those guys.

[Stephen M]

An experiment for those single male types out there in AP land:

Buy an original Mini. Get a bumper sticker that reads:

"I drive this tiny car to compensate for my enormous penis"

Report back with the results. 

[MG]

I have just applied for a gummint grant to conduct this research. In the blank where it asked me to explain why this research should be funded, I states (truthfully) that I thought the results would be a LOT more useful than a lot of the OTHER crap they fund.

I expect an answer shortly!   

Hmmmm.....there's a car pulling in the yard. I wonder if its normal for Homeland Insecurity lads to work on Sundays?