'I know they’re called countries...' That's because England, Scotland, Wales, etc.
are countries, not States like Texas, Ohio, etc.

. Fine, though, I take your point...
Anyway, I don't think we've had the Côte d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) as yet, so here is the locally-produced 2CV-based Baby Brousse, built by Ateliers et Forges de l'Ebrie there.