Woman passenger: "Oh my God, Frans, you're going far too fast, look out for those kids, mind THAT CAR! there's a corner coming up.........................we'll never make it! Ooooooh! Why did I ever climb into this thing?"
Driver: "Shaddap, will you? I'm only going 40kph!"
WP: "Yes, but that's still too fast. Are you sure the wheels are on tight? You're driving like a madman!"
Driver: (Silence - Thinks) 'Never again. Next time she stays at home.'