If I WERE to sing it, said Tom, subjunctively, it would be about a certain Honda motorcycle (motor scooter, more accurately) and would go something like this"
First Gear! Hold on tight.
Second Gear! Its alright
Third Gear! Outta sight.
Faster.....its all right.
Bleach Boys, I think, or one of those other surfer bands. Jan and Dean, perhaps? Nah, the Bleach boys for sure.
And no I am NOT gonna sing it. So there!