Its a Smiley?
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You are being very droll this ayem, sir. Although you have stuffed us with more clues than one could shake a drumstick at, still, the gravy on the mashed potatoes, in the form of an actual answer, escapes me. Nonetheless, I will try to slice my way into the giblets fo the problem and see if I cannot turnip a guess. Lettuce then proceed to use the old squash to analyze the clues. Maybe someday I will leave the ranks fo the rookies, which would really be the icing on the cake!
Although I may be an * it, I am going to say this car is a Standish!
Whatever the hell THAT is!